Using the sensors in your keyboard, we are now able to remotely triangulate your hormone levels and detect the faint, early indicators of pregnancy.
It's easy:
- Just urinate on your keyboard or mobile device. *
- Wait 2 minutes.
- Click the Am I Preggerz? button.
- Disregard all results reported after 5 minutes!
* If it is physically difficult for you to urinate on your keyboard or mobile device, you may also submerge it in a urine-filled toilet.