I can't really afford to work on this site right now--mostly because the government is lame. However, this dot-com is still the best dot-com ever.

There are a few things you should do while you're here, because I said so.

• The Monkey War (BRAND NEW!)
• The 'Are you Jesus' Quiz! (newish!)
• The Generic You
• Click on dots
• The Magic 7 Ball
• Bop the Girl
• Reset the Internet

New! The Adventures of Kanada!

• Kanada meets Alex (updated 05/20/07)
• Kanada gets sick (updated 03/03/07)

Because I am right all the time, here is what I think:

• I am right all the time.
• I'm pretty much the coolest person. You'll just have to get used to it.
• Blogs are still lame (updated 04/01/08)
• Blogs are lame (updated 03/27/07)
• Bipedalism vs. Quadrupedalism (updated 02/09/07)
• I am an angry stickman (updated 11/23/06)
• The truth about Thanksgiving turkey (updated 11/09/06)
• Something about some damn clichés (updated 10/17/06)

And of course, what I don't think:

• Wisconsin is an OK place to live.